What If…

Yeahhhh. Thanksgiving Lunch

// September 9th, 2009 // Comments Off // Family

Happy Thanksgiving! Now…Sing Along.

// November 27th, 2008 // Comments Off // Humor

Thanks Scott for this…it started my day with a smile

Alaska, the Land of Opportunity: Unless You are a Turkey

// November 22nd, 2008 // Comments Off // Humor

HT: (Boing Boing)

Thanksgiving Divorce

// November 21st, 2008 // Comments Off // Humor

You may have seen this but I thought it was funny.  Got it in an email just a tick ago.

A man in Phoenix
calls his son in New York
two days before

Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell

you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of

misery is enough".

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says.

"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you

call your sister in Chicago
and tell her."
 
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who
explodes on the phone. "Like heck

they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix
immediately, and screams at her father,

"You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get

there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there

tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

"Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying
their own way."