Caring For Your Pets in a Post-Rapture World

August 27, 2009 in Current Affairs,Weblogs with 4 Comments

Have you ever wondered what would happen to your pets when & if you are raptured?  Well these guys have come up with a plan for you.  Actually if I were in their shoes, it’s brilliant.

They are Eternal Earth-Bound Pets and for a fee they will care for your animals after said rapture event.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you’ve received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

And maybe my favorite line on the whole site come from the FAQ section:

Q: How do you ensure your representatives won’t be Raptured.
A: Actually, we don’t ensure it, they do.  Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with
Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.

I know that a lot of you will feel uncomfortable with this post but come on…if you were an atheist, this is a brilliant business idea.

via Home Page.

(small print: this post is in no way an endorsement of this service, atheism, a belief in said rapture event or the well being of cats.)

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  • Louis

    ok, I know you are seekng a good cause, but if you are stating that there possibly could be a rapture then you are admitting that there is a God who at one time will bring up all believers to a more pleasant place. Just admit there is a God, who created this earth and placed each of you on this planet. It is the same God who has the infinite plan of time and you cannot cantrol the idea of pet care takers. If you think that it will be a golden path after the rapture, then you are wrong. What path you have taken is a path of suffering. Take that path and you will suffer and know matter how many pets, including mine you are willling to take care of, life is over and only pain and suffering is in your future. Rethink the idea of saving pets, rethink the idea is to save yourselves. The pets will be ok, it is through the Lord Jesus Christ that you can only do your good. Remember even in peace there is disturbance. The only peace is through a peace with our Lord. So I am asking you, as a challenge to rethink and look at the words of Jesus and ask redemption on your souls. This is the only true good act. Because in reality you have already admitted there is aGod if you are saying there is a rapture.

  • Chris

    It is unfortunate that these atheists and most Christians get their theology of the rapture from books like the Left Behind series because if you read Jesus (Matthew 24:40 and others) you actually want to be left behind.

    With that said I still admire the niche market they have placed themselves in.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/williamguice williamguice

      agreed. the left behind series has really, really messed us up. peace ~

  • http://jasoncoker.net Jason Coker

    OMG this is fantastic! The only way it could get better is if we found out these guys were actually preterists lampooning pre-millennial dispensationalism.

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Caring For Your Pets in a Post-Rapture World